Do's & Don'ts of Campaign to November
Seeing as I am all of a sudden reconciled to the theory that Dubya means well, I 'm considering e-mail him the following advice :-
1 Acquire pots and pots of legally obtained funds and outspend God if you have to.
2 Stop condescending to Johnny Foreigner
3 Seek no audience with the Pope
4 Stop walking like a chimpanzee. BR>
5 Lie about the economy
6 Lie about everything else
7 Don't get caught
8 Sack the psychopathic Veep, Demon Dick Cheney
9 Sack Rummy
10 Sack Sanchez
11 Stop the deranged Neo-Con rampage
12 Don't start another war this side of November
14 Tell Saudi where they can stick their oil
15 Never again repeat the assertion that God told you to run for the presidency
16 Stay away from military funerals
17 Go to more baseball games
18 Go to less press conferences
19 Don't go to military funerals
20 Get shot but don't die
It'll work a treat all that